Chappie (Review) - A Disappointing Waste

I really wanted to like Chappie. The third movie by sci-fi director Neill Blomkamp, Chappie tries to tell a story of human corruption and deal with issues such as the ethics of robotics, as well as grand ideas such as humanity itself. Instead, it presents you with a group of detestable characters and expects you to empathise with them, or at the very least, put up with their abhorrent personalities until the mundane climax and inevitable ending. 

The film begins with at least a certain degree of promise. Set in a futuristic South Africa, the film opens with an introduction to the new mechanised police force, who lack the ability to be corrupt or ineffective. After one robot is rendered useless from an explosion, engineer Deon Wilson (Dev Patel) decides to repair it and test out his recently created artificial intelligence, in hopes of creating the first fully-conscious machine. However, Deon is kidnapped by a group of desperate criminals who demand that he hands over the robot in order to use it as an accomplice to their crimes. Held at gunpoint, Deon agrees, but only if he can visit frequently in order to teach Chappie's child-like mind how to think. 

However, rather than showing the development of Chappie and allowing you to marvel in how similar robots could be to humans, Chappie then decides to show two hours of the criminals (played by South African rap-rave group 'Die Antwoord') corrupting Chappie and turning him into one of their own. This wouldn't be so bad if the criminals had any sort of on-screen presence, but they're as cliché as they come. The decision to cast real-life musicians in roles which have them literally playing themselves was a terrible one, as neither of these miscreants have any kind of acting talent, and neither are particularly endearing. Also, many of the scenes in which they feature are accompanied by a selection of their music, which is frankly appalling. The biggest problem, however, is that towards the end, the film then portrays supposedly 'dramatic' scenes in which you're meant to feel sadness towards the violence depicted, but this simply isn't the case. 

In fact, Hugh Jackman plays a rival to Deon who is meant to be seen as the villain, but you're left hoping that he will succeed in wiping the scum off of the Earth. This is definitely not a good sign, and leads to you not caring about anyone in the film whatsoever. If I had to pick one character I warmed to, it would probably be Chappie himself, but even he is let down by poor character development and a lack of good supporting roles. Sure, there's some early scenes where it seems like Chappie may be going a certain path and truly questioning what is right and wrong, but then this is squandered by some terrible acting, dialogue, characterisation, and just general issues. 

If it seems like I completely resent Chappie, that's not quite the case. It is indeed a bad movie, but is far from the worst I've seen. I'm just bitterly disappointed, because it had such a good concept that was thrown aside in favour of a mundane, predictable story delivered by dreadful individuals. There's plenty of films which have the antagonist in a central role, so this isn't why I disliked the film so much. Movies such as No Country for Old Men, for example, have a bitterly evil character at their core, and yet still succeed based upon the performance of said character being excellent. Chappie fails this, and then some. 

Verdict
I honestly couldn't recommend you go and see Chappie, even if you're a huge fan of District 9 or even 2013's Elysium. It strives to tell a meaningful story about humanity and how easily a child-like mind could be influenced, but does it through such inane means that it just comes off as boring and lifeless. After about an hour I was already waiting for the film to end so that I could leave, which should speak far more than anything else. If you're craving some artificial intelligence sci-fi, go and watch the brilliant Ex Machina instead. 

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